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PostSubject: HAPPY BIRTHDAY 3~To Date Zac McGuire   Thu Oct 27, 2011 10:10 pm

Quincy simply blinked at Rick, taking the papers from him and flipping over them, skin reading.
"You seriously think imma go through this little shit book?"
"Damn right, or else Your not coming within a hundred feet of Zac." Rick folded his arms, his stare hard on the man who by now had gotten his only son pregnant at fourteen.
"I think, Rick, I can come around if I want."
"But if you sign it ill bless the union and shit, just do it!"
If not he was hiring a mob to kill Quincy
Yes he despised this man.
But he watched with a smug smirk as the man snatched the papers and stalked off.
APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY SON.
NAME: Quincy Carson McDaniels
DATE OF BIRTH: August 24th
HEIGHT: 6'4
WEIGHT: 310 pounds
IQ: No fucking clue but im smart enough to handle a fourteen year old.
GPA: I dont fucking know! 3 something!
BOY SCOUT RANK AND BADGES: None? The hell are you on anyways?
Do you have parents? No dumbass, I was hatched from an egg.
Is one male and the other female? None of your damn business but yes.
ACCESSORIES SECTION:
Do you own or have access to a van? I dont have one but if I care to have one I got it.
A waterbed? If I do so desire.
A pickup with a mattress in the back? Of course Nooooot
A tattoo? Yes
Do you have an earring, nose ring, pierced tongue, pierced cheek or a belly button ring? (IF YOU ANSWERED YES TO ANY OF THE ABOVE, DISCONTINUE APPLICATION IMMEDIATELY) I have no piercings, and go to hell, im not discontinuing just because I can have a van and a water bed you tard.
In 50 words or less, what does “Late” mean to you?
Means im busy and I lost track of time.
In 50 words or less, what does “DON’T TOUCH MY SON” mean to you?
Means "Damn he is an idiot thinking im going to listen!!" But really fuck you he is having my babies! BABIES!!
In 50 words or less, what does “Abstinence” mean to you?
Uh...Means if he wants to be abstinent fine, ill do whatever he wants.
REFERENCES SECTION:
Church you attend:
I dont
How often you attend?
Never,
When would be the best time to interview your:
Father?
Don't matter, your never meeting him.
Mother?
Fuck off.
Pastor?
Okay your really starting to piss me off.
SHORT ANSWER SECTION:
If I were shot, the last place I would want to be shot would be:
Umm, the area in which I don't even like people hitting.
If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my:
Femur. Hurts like a mother fucker and I dont know why you add this, not like it matters if you know this shit. If you ever tried to hurt me I would snap you like a twig.
The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is:
How much I despise Rick McGuire right now.
When I meet a guy, the thing I always notice about him is:
His Eyes, then his lips.
What is the current going rate of a hotel room?
$30 for a shitty room, 75 is decent, 100 to 200 is fancy. And if I ever take Zac to a hotel it will be expensive douche.

I SWEAR THAT ALL THE INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT, NATIVE AMERICAN ANTI TORTURE, CRUCIFIXION, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE, AND RED HOT POKERS.
___Quincy Carson McDaniels_________________________________
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