Im batman, and batman dont like men.

The air in the club was heavy, thick with smoke and reeking of drunk men and sweaty bodies rubbing together. Brice was standing leaned against the wall at the entrance of the bar. He hadnt planned on being here long, or even taking to anyone. He had just dropped by for a couple of beers, but after seeing the cute little blonde girl sitting up front on the bar tables. He had been watching for a while now, finding himself pleasantly attracted to this women. And after another ten minutes of just watching the way she moved, he was ready to go make her agree to a date.
Brice finished off the last of his beer, paying as he slid up front, purposely brushing against the women as he moved to lean against the bar.
"Oh im sorry, miss." He was shell shoved to find she was even more beautiful then he had thought in the face. Brice had planned out some nice pick up lines but every thing seemed to fail him now that he was face to face with the women.
So he did all he could do.
"Uh...I dont mean to impress you or anything, but...." He paused, a smug smirk on his face as he wiggled his brows. "Im batman."
And a moment later, he realized what he had done.
And he cursed himself furiously.
Hopefully she would at least find him funny and not think he was a retard.

Shannon had just been going to go out to one of his usual gay bars, but he always found it was more fun to go to a normal bar in drag, seeing just how many straight men hit on him. He was never let down. He'd gotten very feminine features from his mother and all he needed was some makeup and padding and he was all set. He turned to look as someone brushed against him. He simply stared at the boy for a moment. He was the most gorgeous thing he'd ever seen by far. He was about to speak when Brice spoke instead, calling himself batman.
Shannon let out a light laugh as he looked Brice over.
"Well then hi there batman... I'm Shannon." He extended one of his manicured hands to the boy. He was glad he didn't have to come up with another name. One of the perks of having an androgynous name. "And I'll forgive you for bumping into me, if you buy me a drink." He flashed a smile, unable to stop staring at "Batman."

"Whats your pleasure?" Brice grinned bright, that had been a lot easier than he thought it was going to me. He was rather proud of himself. The boy had to do the batman line though, he was goofy by nature, that was a trait he had taken from his own mother. He still tried to sound gentlemanly though, moving to take a seat beside the newly named "Shannon" to get a better look at her. Brice himself wasnt at all bad looking, he had short cropped brown hair, with eyes as bright as the blue sky. His skin was rather tan, but not too badly. He just spent a lot of time out on dates or with his mother and father and never had time to be sitting around inside. He had not even noticed his neglect to mention his actual name, he was much to amused by the fact that the girl was talking to him.
"So, you have GOT to be tired!"

Shannon grinned lightly as he took in the boy. Brice did come off as goofy, even without the pickup line about Batman, but he found it strangely endearing. He felt already like this boy could show him a good time. He was about to answer him when he paused, giggling lightly.
"Wait a second." He smirked. "Do you have a real name or would you prefer I address you as batman?" He arched an eyebrow lightly.

"Batman is fine!" The boy joked, his laugh ringing out. Not obnoxious or loud my any means. It was rather pleasant though, full of mirth with his amusement. "But no really," He held out his hand to Shannon, throwing on his most charming smile. "Im Brice. Brice Brooks."

Shannon chuckled at the boy as he shook his hand.
"Hmm Brice... I'll try to get used to that but I think I'm enjoying batman." He paused. "And ya know, superheroes were never really my thing but then again, I never knew batman was this good looking." Shannon smiled lightly.

Brice paused, his smile widening as he nodded his head.
"Ill let you in on a little secret..." He leaned in, his lips against Shannon's ear. "Never say yes to superman. He is ugleh!!"

Shannon felt a chill run down his spine at the boy's lips so close to him, before he laughed.
"Well, duh! Everyone knows batman is WAY better than superman." He rolled his eyes jokingly as if this should have been obvious. "Id never say yes to superman."

"What about the green lantern?" Brice was pulling out the big guns now. His father had read him all the marvel comics as a child and he had remembered them.

"Hmm, he's better than superman, but still." Shannon hummed. "I don't think so. Only one that even comes close to batman is spiderman. Spiderman will give you some competition." Shannon giggled, tapping his polished nails against the bar.

Brice leaned back in mock shock, raising a fist to the ceiling and shaking it.
"Curse you spiderman!!!"
His smile was contagious, and he adored how the girl knew what he was talking about.

After endless trips to the comic store for his father who insisted on him checking if they had Scooby Doo comics, Shannon had picked up a thing or two about superheroes.
The two chatted for a while, Brice's smile really was contagious. Shannon adored the boy, cursing himself that the guy just had to be straight. He found himself hoping he was at least bisexual as he spoke next.
"So, mind if I take a ride on your batmobile?" A delicate eyebrow rose suggestively. Shannon let his tone sound a bit seductive, knowing that most people would take that sentence in the suggestive way. He certainly wouldn't mind riding Brice's "batmobile." But he paused, letting the boy ponder the meaning of that before he spoke again. "I meant giving me a ride home." He chuckled softly.

"Course you did! Batman doesnt do anything less than polite on the first date, its the second date when you have to worry." He joked softly, picturing Batman in his head. The man looked like he may rape you.
"But yeah, im sure the batmobile has room for you." He paid for their drinks, offering his hand to Shannon politely.

Shannon giggled at the boy as he stood, straightening his dress before taking Brice's hand and following him outside into the cool night air.
"Thanks for taking me home." He nodded. "I got a ride here from a friend just dropping me off." He was sure if he needed he could find someone else to take him home but he liked Brice after all.

Brice listened with a smile, leading Shannon over to his car. It was a rather nice car, not very fancy but nice. His father made good money and never hesitated on spending it on his son.
"Alright, here it is!" He opened the door for Shannon before he slid in himself. Turning the key in the ignition, he cried out with a laugh, "Batmobile, engage!"

Shannon gave an amused smile as he shook his head and slid into the car, rather pleased Brice had held the door for him. He beamed at the boy, giving him directions to his home as they drove.

Brice was a good driver, always had been since his mother refused to drive even now. He pulled into Shannon's drive way, eying the extravagant home.
"Woah."

Shannon chuckled softly at the boy's reaction. He knew it was pretty huge, he'd always loved his home and the fact that he was spoiled rotten.
"Yeah. Daddy's family's pretty loaded." He nodded lightly. "Walk me to the door?" He raised an eyebrow with a grin.

"Course." Brice was already out of the car and around to Shannon's side, opening the door for him and smiling as he escorted the other boy to the front of the rather huge home.

Shannon smiled softly at Brice, pausing when they got to the door. He leaned in and pecked the boy's cheek.
"Thanks, Brice." He waited for a second before speaking. "You wanna come in or something?"

"I..." Brice paused as he looked up at the large home, his eyes rather wondrous. "I guess I could come in, just for a bit though..."

Shannon smiled lightly. So maybe he shouldn't let complete strangers into his house but whatever. He opened the door and led Brice inside. His parents were out so he just plopped down on the couch in their living room, stretching out and gesturing for Brice to sit beside him.

Brice took a seat beside Shannon, gazing around the large home.
"Uh...This is a big place..."
He was truly in awe. He had never been somewhere like this. His home was nice but nothing compared to Shannons.
"Your parents home?"

"It's pretty big. It gets confusing to people who don't live here." He chuckled softly. "And no, they're out for dinner or something. They'll be back later, but they're cool. It doesn't matter."

Brice looked over to the boy with a raised brow.
"I hope so, because even Batman fears an angry father."