Of Replaceable Lover and First Time Offenders.

"Of course!" Shannon nodded, quite proud that Killian remembered their names. "I hope Coco sashays away." He hummed as the waiter returned with their food, thanking him.

"But Alyssa is soh ugleh." Killian's upper lip curled in thought of the odd way the man did his hips. "Heh es ah drama queen, ah don' like any of em. Ah like Jadeh, heh did porn."

"Alyssa is pretty." Shannon whined. "Coco's the drama queen! And Detox did porn too." He informed, nodding his head.

"But Detox es....Uh..." Killian scrunched his nose up, his head moving left to right as he thought of the aforementioned Drag Queen.
"Heh es uglier than Alyssa."

Shannon gasped, his jaw dropping.
"Oh no you better don't! Detox is flawless!" He flailed his arms around.

"Detox es ah salty wench." Killian rolled his eyes at his new boyfriend, his eye brows raising up. "Yar soh weird. Thah makes ya sound like ya ave' nowt ad' any schoolin'."
No you better dont.
What?

"Your word choices make you sound weird too." Shannon pouted. "Who says salty wench anyways?" He snickered softly.

"Someoneh raised over Ireland." Killian had been shipped there when he was a baby to the slave trade. Its where he learned to speak ad where he loved until he had been an early teenager.

"Well then I say no you better don't because I was raised in the world of drag, hunty." He clicked his tongue lightly, sipping his drink.

"Tha wold of drag es not ah real worl dearie, et es a fake world fer boys who want ta beh ladies." Killian rolled his eyes, he only ever liked Shannon in drag, anyone else in drag was a rather horrible site.

"I don't wanna be a lady!" He whined. "It just makes me feel more confident." He noted.

"As ah ladeh." Killian pointed out lightly, triumph smile on his face. "Ya know ya want ta beh ah women." Though Killian liked both.

"I don't." Shannon pouted. "I'm quite proud of my dick, thank you very much. I just look better as a chick. It got you interested in me, didn't it?"

"Noh. Ah was interested in yar eyes, not yar overall appearance, even though yar ravishin', ah like ya better as ah man." He just thought Shannon was gorgeous anyways though.

"Really?" Shannon arched an eyebrow. "I don't think I'm anything special out of drag." He shrugged his shoulders as he eyed Killian.

"Ah think yar wonderful. When yar outta drap ah can see yar shoulders, an ah love em. They arent large but they are veryeh defined. An yar chest es beautiful without anyeh breast." Killian winked to the boy as their food came.

Shannon smiled sweetly at the other man as he dug into his food immediately, glancing over at his own shoulders. He never took notice to little things like that on himself.
"Hmm, I didn't know you would notice shit like that."

"Love has ah way of openin' an eye er two." Killian picked at his food, he was hungry but not quite starving. he ate at a comfortable slow pace.

Despite his feminine tendencies, Shannon wasn't very ladylike at all when it came to eating food. He was quite sloppy about it.

And Killian was extremely amused by this.
Yup, Shannon was a man weather he liked it or not.
Killian liked it.
"Slow down there love."

Shannon glanced over at the other, a shrimp hanging from his mouth. His cheeks turned red as he swallowed the food and wiped his mouth.
"Sorry." He giggled softly.

"Ah love ya." He reached over to lightly help clean the boys mouth before letting him continue, he himself speeding up. "Even though ya eat like ah pig."

"I love you too." Shannon smiled lightly at the man's words. "Even though you act like a pig." He stuck his tongue out playfully at the other.

"Oh love, ya know mah tract record, ah ah'm ah glorified pig." Killian didn't really mind admitting it. He was a ladies man, always had been and always would be. "An ya were jus' ah virgin...bunny." He cracked a smile.

Shannon couldn't help but grin back at that.
Yes, Killian was a pig. But he was HIS now. And that was all that mattered anyways.